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Where is Watermelon?

Watermelon had been a fixture on Wreck Beach for years selling juicy watermelon and fresh baked cookies and bread. She is an activist arrested several times and no longer a vendor on Wreck Beach. Does anyone know the whereabouts of Watermelon?

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"I am tweaking all of the time"

- Reverend Al Sharpton on his use of twitter

Paris Hilton is done...NEXT!

Paris Hilton has been the perfect 'Media Whore' for over 5 years now. First, the sex tape & then the Simple Life, followed by anything her management team thought could make them money. Paris would like us to believe she is a staunch business women with a GED. She is simply a brand who has no focus. We got a bad record, hair extensions, beauty products, shoes, hand bags, a collection of straight to dvd movies, watches and other items that all ended up in dollar bins.

Paris has done a lot of things but she is good at none of them. She can't sing, she can't act and she can't even walk properly in her own shoes. When she does attempt to market her products, she only ends up getting made fun of. Today she is looking for a BFF for the 4th time, so she can't even find a friend.

Look at her website www.parishilton.com, it is sloppy and outdated with latest updates are from 2006. On twitter the most famous blond in the world (Paris once claimed) has only 365,000 followers compared to Nicole Richie (555,000) & Samantha Ronson (766,000)...burn.

@babygirlparis your 15 minutes are up and world is breathing a sigh of relief. Now you can go and do all that charity and volunteer work you have been lying to the the media about. Rwanda is calling.

S

Ashlee Simpson in 10 yrs!

MJ - 1980